"I love Muu. He's so cute and tall and nerdy. We shall get married and have extremely tall, European children. They will probably have dark hair but that's okay because I'll be the cute blonde trophy wife and our life will be like a fairy tale. A Disney version of a fairy tale of course, not a Grim Brothers fairy tale. I like pain, but not that much. I figure we'll either start out over coffee or beer on our first date. Or maybe spiked coffee. Either way, when I make eyes at him he'll blush and be shy, and of course fall for me immediately. We will then proceed to either date for a few more months and get married, or we will get very drunk, go on a spur of the moment car trip to Vegas and get married. Because we would consummate the wedding on the first night and I would get pregnant, we will not divorce. Not to mention his love for me. Either way, we will get married and it will be beautiful. Then, as soon as the children are old enough not to cry every time I leave the room, or enter it, we will go on a trip around the world and leave the children at home or ship them off to school. It will be beautiful and we will do the deed in every country we can. With us, we'll have a map of the earth and mark down all the places with a duck stamp. I hope to fill the world with ducks."
My friend and I were bored and I wrote this for her on her computer. She likes a man in one of her classes, so I thought I would feed the fire. It's what good friends do for one another. ((Oh, she and he are both 21+ so don't be mad for drinkingness in this! It's legal, even if it isn't true!)) I kind of wish I had written it in past tense, but this works well enough for what it was written for. Any comments, criticisms, suggestions or philosophies are welcome!
Have a Miraculous Day and Hug Somebody!
HEART
Zan
::A Quote To Leave You By::
"When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness -- and call it love -- true love."
Robert Fulghum
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